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In what should come as a total shock to absolutely no one, the hyper-rich Mark Zuckerberg is a total conservative patsy. What’s worse, he’s a secret conservative goon––he’s been meeting in private with conservative journalists and even politicians. Now, it doesn’t matter what his exact political leanings are personally, but it absolutely matters what they …

Tens of thousands of Hong Kong protestors have pled for the help of the United States, as violences reaches fever pitch amongst protestors and police alike. Unfortunately, their cries for help will likely fall on deaf ears, as the United States (and the world at large) will continue to bow to Chinese economic influence. Chinese …

A former member of Sun Myung Moon’s Unification Church has accused Donald Trump of being a cult leader. In this article, he describes how he was so deep in that church that his family hired a “deprogrammer” to kidnap him and convince him to leave the church. After five days, he realized he was “brainwashed.” …

Chinese President Xi Jinping has warned attempts to divide China will end in blood. “Anyone attempting to split China in any part of the country will end in crushed bodies and shattered bones,” he said, in a clear threat to the Hong Kong protestors. The imagery he invokes calls to mind the highly-censored image of …

Totally non-cyborg, absolutely human Mark Zuckerberg was recorded calling Elizabeth Warren’s campaign an “existential” threat to Facebook. Zuckerberg also met with Donald Trump, after which Facebook announced it would no longer fact check or otherwise censor political content. Coincidence? Warren doesn’t think so. In a series of tweets, she called out Facebook for its political …

More than a thousand Hong Kong residents formed a two kilometer-long chain in an attempt to call attention to––and an end to––police brutality. This makes the nineteenth straight weekend of protests, which have escalated to the point of violence, which is the root of the alleged police brutality. A Hong Kong protestor has claimed that she …

A Hong Kong protestor has claimed that she was sexually assaulted by police officers after her arrest this summer. She made the claims without a face mask, boldly risking the ire of the authoritarian Chinese government. Hong Kong police have promised to investigate, but only after reminding her that any “false allegations” will be punished. …

You know the commander in chief is doing a terrible job when veterans condemn his military policies. Trump’s latest decision to abandon the Kurds to their fates has drawn such condemnations. It’s time that Trump be removed as commander in chief, if only because he’s not doing his job. Former Trump staff members have reported …

According to a recent Fox News poll, Donald Trump’s disapproval rating is a whopping 55%. That’s three points higher than the average disapproval rating for Fox News poll, which is saying something since Fox News is the state media of Trumplandia. The latest polls indicate a major shift in public opinions about Trump’s impeachment. A majority of …

It’s time the world stop looking the other way with China’s egregious civil rights violations against its own people. It’s time the world stops allowing China to dictate other nations’ foreign policy by throwing around its economic weight. It’s time to stop doing business with China altogether. The Uighur are Chinese citizens, and the majority …

The Uighur are Chinese citizens, and the majority of them are Muslim. They are therefore both religiously and ethnically different from the (officially) atheist Han majority.  China has done this before––it has actively pursued policies that “Sinicize” Tibet, who are both ethnically and religious different from the Han majority. According to the Chinese government, the Uighur––or at …

Jon Meacham, a presidential historian, has claimed that Trump’s behavior is “sedate” compared to Nixon’s. Nixon, after all, didn’t employ foreigners to do his dirty work. Otherwise, the parallels to Watergate are so close that Meacham believes we’re heading towards a Supreme Court case. Meacham may be right, since things are heating up on the …