Wank is a Scottish abbreviation of wanker, which is of course someone who pleasures oneself. If you’re confused, “a” is sometimes used in place of “I”.“Kitted oot” = outfitted. “High vis” = high visibility vest. “Dug” = dog (duh).Translation: “Can’t believe my mom send me…”Don’t worry, Scotland. You’ll always be “full throttle mad bastards.” Here we go: “Got to that point in my life I’ve just embraced the fact I’m gone to end up married to some fat crackpot off a dating site who secretly tracks me on my phone all day and makes terrible dinners on purpose because I said I was in Asda (a grocery store) when I was hiding from her in the shed.” Scottish people still call women birds, by the way. Also please note the phrase “mad shagger” and incorporate it into your daily life.“Needty” = Need to. There is some controversy over this tweet, since “riddy” is British slang for embarrassed.
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