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Posted by / June 5, 2019

Bone fairies. What a terrifying, semi-erotic image.
When the butt is too big, you snip it.
Henceforth, owls are to be called wood penguin.
Not sure if this is terrifying or inspiring. There is no middle ground.
Just try to read Twilight without thinking of vampires as melodramatic victorians appropriating eternal dumbasses.
It’s not really toast jail. It’s more of a bread crematorium. Terrifying, you can almost hear the toast screaming.
That is indeed the most terrifying sentence in the universe.

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