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The Guardian’s Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett claims that sex scenes in the movies jumped the shark as soon as Jennifer Lopez, in 2003’s Gigli uttered the words “it’s turkey time, gobble gobble” as a prelude to cunnilingus.

Here are 5 sex scenes that she singles out as being the worst in recent box-office history:

1. Titanic, car sex, 1997
2. Eyes Wide Shut, mechanical orgy, 1999
3. 9 Songs, all of it, 2004
4. 9½ Weeks, food sex, 1986
5. Last Tango In Paris, butter scene, 1972

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