The only way to eat a turtle
Posted by staff / March 29, 2013 animal kingdomslow moverssmorgasbordwise option
When gazing over the smorgasbord that is the animal kingdom, the turtle pops up as a particularly wise option for eating, seeing that they’re slow movers and come fitted with their own dish.
And then you look into their sad little eyes and…find the hamburger to create these clever turtle substitutes while your little salmonella-laden buddy slowly strolls into the sunset with a smile.
Full story at BluegrassBulletin.com.
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