There’s lots of free stuff online, but we often gravitate towards the dumb free things. Flash games, bad music, you know the deal. But this is a great use of your time: learning something about the universe from Michio Kaku.

Get ready to experience a mean set of chills. Matt Andersen has the most powerful, soulful voice you’ll hear in a long, long time.

Separated-at-birth stories aren’t totally uncommon. It does happen from time to time, but this case has to be one in a billion. Two sets of identical twins were separated at birth and now they’re reunited.

In a pinch? You can use a key to open a bottle of wine. It just takes a key, a towel of some kind, and (this is important) a synthetic cork. If you try this with a real cork, you’ll have a mess and a ruined bottle of wine.

So a fire extinguisher is pretty much the exact bloody opposite of a flamethrower, right? So what kind of sicko would merge them? This awesome welder, that’s who. Don’t try this at home, just watch the video instead.

The rules of this game are simple. Girls have to stick their hands in a box and touch whatever is inside of it. The catch? They can’t see it. Most girls got really gross things to touch. But the girl who freaked out the most got a stuffed animal.

It takes a long time to learn sax. But it doesn’t take so long to make saxophone sounds with your voice. That’s the route this guy took, and it’s paying off nicely for him.

We know what you’re thinking: “nature sounds?” How can a CD of nature sounds wow anyone? Listen to what this guy can do with his voice. It’s like being in the jungle.

The third rail––it’s become kind of a bogeyman in urban mythology. Something you don’t want to approach for fear of death. But kreosan is here to show that it could actually be useful for charging your phone.

Disclaimer: This post is neither an attack nor a support for any particular candidate. We just appreciate good humor when we see it. Behold, Troompa Loompa.

As you might imagine, it’s pretty important to look intimidating in prison. Prisoners have found many ways to look scarier, but this is one of the strangest: tattooing the whites of their eyes to look like demons.

This young kid probably thought he’d whip Grandpa in this staring contest game. Not only did the grandpa fail to bat an eye, but he brought his opponent to laughs almost immediately.