Quoth Bart Simpson: “What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them – as is my understanding…” Clearly, some wires got crossed in Bart’s understanding of sex. Maybe if one of these parents talked to him. Actually, given that guy in the beginning (“Do you know anything about intercourse?”), maybe it’s better that these parents get some practice.

When we say “literally” in the title to this post, we don’t mean it in the “misusing the word literally” sense. We mean it in the literal sense. This house actually had so many roaches that it had to be burned––and burned carefully––to make sure the bugs didn’t make it to neighbors’ houses.

Remember that guy who sent a box of animal poo to a Nigerian scammer? He’s back to check in with us about the poo-gram. The story is more complicated than one might expect.

You might have seen a video we posted awhile back of Kevin Spacey nailing a series of impressions. If that doesn’t convince you that he’s the most talented man in Hollywood, here he is performing “Piano Man” on harmonica and vocals.

The Antonov 225 Mriya is the world’s longest, heaviest plane. In this case, “heaviest” means that it can take off with more weight than any other plane. This thing was built to carry space shuttles on its back. Watching it travel down the runway, it’s hard to believe this thing actually gets off the ground.

You know how many American prank videos live you with a lingering doubt as to their veracity? The pranks of Rémi Gaillard definitely do not suffer from that problem. You can tell that all of these pranks are 100% real, and they’re so much funnier for it.

Think about how much of your data Google has. In your email alone there’s probably enough information to get into all of your bank accounts, find your home address, and then take out several loans in your name. How does Google store all of this data and keep it safe? Let’s just say alligators are involved. Here’s a tour of their facility.

Ghost Peppers are among the hottest peppers in the world. If you’re a chili head, you might be interested in this ice cream recipe that incorporates Ghost Peppers. If you’re not much for spicy food, it’s always funny to watch suckers eat the stuff.

What would you do if a Sexy Sax Man busted into your place of business and started playing some sexy sax music and dancing a sexy dance? Probably the same thing as the people in this video: cringe and laugh and then call the police.

Meet the man with the worst job in the word: working for the Topless Female Trampolining World Championships. Before you think that we’d post inappropriate content on Holy Kaw!, please not that this is actually a gag video with a very serious point. Watch to the end to learn the important health message.

Need to tie a knot? There’s an app for that! Wait, no! There’s no app for that! But with this infographic you can tie all sorts of speciality knots with no trouble at all.

What makes this version of the classic Christmas tune “Silent Night” so strange? Synth? Sound effects? Lady Gaga? None of the above: just a little musical brilliance. The musician, Alexander Zlatkovski, plays the familiar tune in a variety of keys, producing a strange effect.