Oh no! Baby girl looks like a boy? Attach some “bangs” to make her look more girly…
Posted by staff / July 18, 2013 Hair replacementLisa Griggs-Campbell
Oh no, this is difficult-ground-upon-which-to-tread marketing!
Have you recently given birth to a baby girl, only to find that she is a bulbous, hairless, 8-pound elderly man? Hair replacement expert Lisa Griggs-Campbell is here to help: Enter Baby Bangs!, the infant beauty product “for the girl who has everything—except hair!”
“I’m not a boy!” says one hypothetical baby on the Baby Bangs! website, whose speech and understanding of gender is very advanced.
“THEY REALLY MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE ON THE BABIES. I CAN’T BELIEVE THE CHANGE IT MADE IN EMILY. THANK GOODNESS SHE HAS HAIR NOW,” adds a satisfied St. Louis grandmother.
“Very cute and apropos in our image-conscious modern world,” a Boulder, Co. designer weighs in.
For more on this story, see here: Slate.
Photo credit: Screenshot of baby from baby-bangs.com website
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