Who wouldn’t like to have a career like Bruce Springsteen? A music legend, a man for all moods, and immortalized by the back view of a cruddy pair of jeans that still gets hearts racing after twenty-five-plus years. All right, maybe the jeans part smacks of objectification, but there’s plenty else to be learned from …

Terrified your holiday party playlist will be the exact same one they’ve been playing at the mall since October 1st? Well, worry no more and make sure to avoid everything in the top fifty of Billboard’s chart of hot Christmas tunes, and…wait, that is the soundtrack they’ve been playing at the mall! On second thought, …